I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I FOUND THE LEGS
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
