Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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