Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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