yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
my poor anus
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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