Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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