I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm just crazy horny about you
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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