Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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