seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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