I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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