I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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