Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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