Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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