You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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