He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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