The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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