I love black thongs
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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