Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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