that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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