in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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