oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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