I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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