Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
