i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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