I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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