I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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