weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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