I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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