the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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