We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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