do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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