So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm bleeding and have questions
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