so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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