I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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