Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
