there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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