where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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