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I dont need it. Shes easy.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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