at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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