But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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