Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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