Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
jump out the window naked night went bad
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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