How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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