Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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