does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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