Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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