would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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