David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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