Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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