the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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