Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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