Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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