You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Drake has all the answers
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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