Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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