Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Randomize
