Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
